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⚡ JAKE.ZIP ⚡
THE COMPRESSION GENIE
chmod 777 the sacred scroll
let all who seek compression's goal
find in Jake's mighty terminal
compression ratios eternal
sudo grant us space anew
for all the files we commit to you
[Permission granted: You may now access the sacred compression protocols...]
📜 THE SACRED COMPRESSION RATIOS 📜
1:1 - The Unworthy
"Ah, the compression ratio of a rock. Truly groundbreaking."
2:1 - The Initiate
"Your file is now officially a size smaller than 'absolutely massive'. Congratulations!"
5:1 - The Blessed
"Jake nods approvingly. Your hard drive breathes a sigh of relief."
10:1 - The Enlightened
"Your bytes have achieved zen. They now travel in economy class."
20:1 - The Sacred
"Your data is now smaller than your ego. Most impressive."
100:1 - The Divine
"By Jake's lamp! You've compressed this so much, it's technically a black hole now."
✨ THE THREE WISHES OF COMPRESSION ✨
1. Smaller files without quality loss
2. Faster transfer speeds
3. More storage space
(Choose wisely, for some wishes may introduce artifacts)
COMPRESSED SOULS: 000000042